Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

Santa- Doctor This Bucket Has A Hole
Can U Plz Repair It.
Dr- Stupid! Do U Knw Who I Am?
Santa- Yes I Know U R Specialist In
Plastic Surgery... =P


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 152 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa- Mere Jamun K Ped K Niche
Gulab Ka Ped Kyu
Laga Rahe Ho?
Banta- Is Liye Ki
Dono Ped Milkar Hame
GULAAB JAAMUN
Denge... =P ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 137 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardaron K Gaon Me Nadi Per Pull Bn Gya
Engineer: Boht Acha Ho Gya Hai

Santa : Han Ji, Pehly Dhoop Me Tair K Nadi Paar Krte Thy,
Ub Saaye Me Kren Gy... =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 159 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Public Toilet Mein Likha Tha

"Dunya Chand Pe Pohanch Gai Aur Tu Yahin Betha Hy"

Santa Ne Niche Likh Dia:

"Bas Kr K Ja Raha Hon,
Waha Pani Nhi Hy Na... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 166 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Dost:
Aaj Tv Pe 30 Foot Ka Saanp Dikhane Wale Hain
Santa : Haan
Per Me Nahi Dekh Pao Ga
Dost: Kyun?
Santa :
Hmara Tv To 21 Inch Ka Hai... <-;

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 147 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa: Banta Bata
Ranveer Kapoor Or Petrol Me Kya Samanta Hai?

No Ans By Banta!.

...Santa: Abey! Dono K Hi Rate Bina Matlab K Badh Rahe Hein

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 147 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa Was Sleeping In The Bank,

... Because He Read A Board

" Yaha Sone Par Loan Milega "

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 95 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho ...
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 189 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa Really Rocks.

This Is An Example How.

Maths Teacher- How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally

Santa-Juice Bana K Madam

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 145 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa Calls Up White House

Santa- I Want To Be D Next President Of USA.

Obama - Are You Idiot?

Santa-No,




Is It Compulsory?

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 140 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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