Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

Teacher:Covert into Hindi

"I SAW A FILM"

Sardar: "Teacher ne 'A' film dekhi"

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 83 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?

Santa: Yes, I married her!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 72 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 137 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa:My wedding is going to happen

Banta:Whats the problem now.?

Santa:My wife did'nt know it...!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 104 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga


Santa:Pilot

Teacher :Q


S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 101 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.


Sardar:
I Am Dilgeet Singh

Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...=P;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 121 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega







SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi

Likhnewala PEN Chahiye

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 115 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

Sardar put his pencil in a

bottle of HORLICKS!


Why?



He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 116 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa- Y DO V
call our language
D Mother tongue?

Banta: Bcoz D
father seldom
gets 2 speak

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 97 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 105 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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