Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

Salsman-Which
Soap U
Use?
Santa-BABA'S Soap,BABA'S Paste,BABA'S Brush.
Salsman-Is BABA'S
A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 149 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar : May I Come In Sir?

Interviewer : Wait Please...


Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 88 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 137 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa's Girfriend:
Meri Maa Apko Bahut
Pasand Karti He.

Santa, After A Deep
Thought:
Kuchh Bhi Ho
Jaaye,
Shaadi To Main
Tujhse Hi Karunga!!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 150 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?

Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata

Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 127 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar Was Sleeping In Bed Room Wit His Wife
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For What R U Scrolling Down So Fast?

Let Him Sleep With His Wife..


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 163 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne

Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya

Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?

Srdar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 125 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai

Banta -Kaise?

Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli

"Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai"

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 130 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar:I've Pain In Ma Ryt Leg

Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.

Sardar:As Far As I Know,

Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 132 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar g Falls Inside A Pit ... !!!

A Friend Asks : Kuch Toota Tou Nahi ...

Sardar g Replies : Oye Khotiya , Neeche Kuch Hy Hi Nahi ... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 146 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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