Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

Santa Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe:

"Ye Meri Pehli Date Hy Darling"

Agar Koi Glti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To.
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Chota Bhai Samaj Kr Maaf Kr Dena':-)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 173 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Once Santa Farted In English Class :
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Teacher: "What is This"?
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Sardar: "This is My Back Ground Music.. =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 121 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa:
Oye Yara Machli Khaega?

Banta:
Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.

Santa:
Oye Chhor Yaar,
Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena....¿

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 134 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa In Computer Exam
Examiner
"What Is Microsoft Excel?"

Santa : "It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer :P :D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 132 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa's Father
brought a
NEW SIM CARD..

Santa saved that
...Number in his Mobile Phone
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"New Father" :P ;)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 152 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
"Theory Of Motion"

Which States:

"Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion." ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 145 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 164 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
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Sardar Bache Se Bola
"Oy School Te School...
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai." ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 168 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar-
How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally?











Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam...
=P ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 165 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 146 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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