Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

Santa Police Se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye
Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 143 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!

Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.

At 50th Floor He Remembers,

I Dont Hav A Daughter.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 146 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa Opened Xerox Shop

And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:













Xerox Done In All Language


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 116 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 149 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING

''SHAIR'' SARDAR JEE SE

DARTA PHIR RAHA HAY











PATA HY Q ??????

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SIMPLE .......



















DESE DAYS.......\























































SING IS KING


by TINNYWINNY From PUNJAB ( ............ )
Characters: 597 | SMS Length 4 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,

"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.

Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,

"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 172 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed


"The Heart Of The Country"?

Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 105 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 144 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd: Wo Kyun?

Sardar: Fikr Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 144 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey

Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.

Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?

Santa:Andhera.


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 120 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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