Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

Sardar:Meri ßevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya ßataon

DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?

SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma ßoli


CHOWKIDAR..

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 180 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Q.Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief"

by Sameer From ( +92 300 2711 588 )
Characters: 117 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 161 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Once Sardar Stood First In The Class n Teacher Asked

"Parh Likh Ker Kia Ban'na Chahte Ho ...?"

Sardar : UmzZz

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"LADY-DOCTOR" ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 250 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar 1: Yaar Kende Ne Zindagi 4 Dinaa Di Ey ...

Sardar 2: Aaho !

Sardar : Te Feer Test Match Kyun 5 Dina Da Honda Ey ... ? ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 143 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa : Oye Banta
Have u Read "WILLIAM SHAKESPARE" ... ???

Banta: No
By The Way
Who Wrote It ... ? ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 122 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa Meets His Friend Banta After A Long Tym

Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B

Banta: Oye Is Ka Matlab ... ???

Santa : Kuch Nahi Yaar ,
I Meant Long Tym No C ... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 200 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

Ek Handsom Waiter Ne Sardar Se Hotel Mein Khane Ka Bill Manga...

Sardar-O Ji Ham Ne To Kuch Khaya Hi Nhi,


Waiter- But Sir Khana To Ready Tha


Sardar- Acha Tu Meri Biwi Ko Line Maarne Ka Bill De



Waiter-Main Ne To Line Nhi Maari
Sardar- To Kya Hua! Meri Biwi To Ready Thi

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 315 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR
We All Wonder What They R
Up Above A Jura So High
Like An Antena In The Sky
Dimag Ka Portion Always Dry
Ab Hans De Papu Dont B Shy


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 179 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Rang De Basanti Movie Dekh K Santa Ko Bahut Gussa Aya

Banta Asked Why Are You So Angry?

Santa:Saala Poori Film Mai Basanti To Dikhai Nahi


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 155 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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