Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya

Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai...

Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 156 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao?
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Sardar sochne k bad:
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Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.! :-)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 169 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,




Santa:
Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 104 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar:
"hun me ae roti nae khani"



Sardar:
"kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c" ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 163 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar Road se jati howi Larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha Larki ne usy Lanat di
Sardar Apne Dost Se bola:
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Poch rahi hai k kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5rs km krdo?

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 164 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Sardar : pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 170 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa To Rikshaw Wala:
Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho
Kya... ?

Rikshaw Wala:
...Haan g Bilkul Khaali Hoon

Santa:
Aao Chalo Phir Taash
Khelty Hyn . . . =P ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 159 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

Ek larki park mein Idher Odher ghom rahi thi

ik Sardar ny pocha aap kya talash ker rahi hein..?

Lerki:
shermaty hoye, Me apni zindgi k ley hum-safer talash ker rahi hun.

Sardar:
nahi mila?

Lerki:
Nahi


Sardar:
Baji raja bazar sy pata kerein wahan sy her cheez mill jati hy..

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 295 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya
Aur Mera Mobile Off Hogaya.

Dost: Aisa Konsa msg?

Sardar: Battery Low.

Dost: Send Kar...

Sabko Daraenge. :-)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 161 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar to his friend,
ask me anything i will answers in english...
friend: agrbati di english das???
sardar: lay das,, ay kira mushkil sawal kita,
if 32... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 164 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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