Sardar SMS / Text Messages Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

why did english teac Why did English teacher Slap Santa? Because Santa asked her: y is bra is singular when it cover2& Panties plural when it cover only one?   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 196 | Sms Length : 2  Submitted By jhangir From karachi ( 03213170191 )     sardar to his frend Sardar to his frend:yar meri BV pani se bohat darti hai Friend"acha wo kese, sardar kl main ghar gaya to wo bathtube main b securityguard k sath bethi hui thi.>   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 190 | Sms Length : 2  Submitted By jhangir From karachi ( 03213170191 )     ek sardar kahin ja r Ek sardar kahin ja raha tha.usne ek deewar par parha"parne wala gadha"Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, mita kar lik dya"Likhne Wala gadha,   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 148 | Sms Length : 1  Submitted By jhangir From karachi ( 03213170191 )     insurance agent to Insurance agent to sardar!Sir ab to ap ke shadi hogahe umeed ha ab to aap insrnc palesy lelenge sardar:meri bivi itney khatarnak to nahi   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 156 | Sms Length : 1  Submitted By jhangir From karachi ( 03213170191 )     pathandoctor sahbb PATHAN:doctor sahb pore jism main kahin b ungli lagaon to boht dard hota hai Doctor sugested full body XRay wen he checked XRay found fracture in finger,,   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 210 | Sms Length : 2  Submitted By jhangir From karachi ( 03213170191 )     pathan hansay ja rah Pathan Hansay Ja Raha Tha.. Kisi Ne Pocha, "Khan kion Hans Rahe Ho? 10 Saal Baad Mera Utha Hai.. Sath Wala Bola, Aap Ne Mera Pakra HAI..!   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 173 | Sms Length : 2  Submitted By jhangir From karachi ( 03213170191 )     a sardar asked hisb A sardar asked his frend, "kya tumhare underwear mein suraakh hain?" Frend replied:"No" Sardar said, "to phir taangein kahan se daalta hai saalay..;->   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 231 | Sms Length : 2  Submitted By jhangir From karachi ( 03213170191 )     an astronomer wasbr An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescop Santa Singh was observing him,Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Sing shouted,"kha nishana lagaya hai!"   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 184 | Sms Length : 2  Submitted By jhangir From karachi ( 03213170191 )     a drunk sardar falls A drunk sardar falls from 3rd floor. people gather around and ask:"Sardar ji ki hoya? "He said" pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!!   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 158 | Sms Length : 1  Submitted By jhangir From karachi ( 03213170191 )     teachergive english Teacher:Give english translation of, "Sardar bazar main goliyan chal rahi ". Pathan student replies: The Tablets are walking in the president Market.->?   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 181 | Sms Length : 2  Submitted By jhangir From karachi ( 03213170191 )   Join sMs44.Com on Facebook Now

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