Sardar SMS / Text Messages Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

raat nu 2 vaje cbr Raat nu 2 vaje c, Santa: papa ji,Sunde ho.. utho utho... utho... papa: kamine kyo uthaya menu?? Santa: tusi neend wali goli khaani bhull gaye c ;->   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 171 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     shayari by sardarb Shayari by Sardar: Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha, Raaste pe jaa ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha ;->   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 211 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     brone day sardar w One day Sardar was giving dictation to his students.... Then last bench student told to Sardar that: "Sir we can't hear..." Sardar: "OK! I will write it on the board..." ;->   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 185 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     once asardar callsb Once asardar calls another sardar on the phone and says"Hi,Main bol Raha Hoon"The other sardar replies "Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, ithe vi Main Bol Raha Hoon,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,-;>   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 188 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By Jhangir From Karachi ( 03213170191 )     sardarmujhy phoneb SARDAR:mujhy phone pay dhamkiyan mil rahi hain, POLLICE:Kon hai wo? SARDAR:PTCL walay hain, Boltay hain k biLL na diya yu "Kaat Dain Gay"   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 172 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By Jhangir From Karachi ( 03213170191 )     1 sardar ne makhi k 1 Sardar ne makhi k dono par kat deye,or kaha, "Urr ja" Wo nhn urae tp,sardar:tjarbe se sabit howa agr makhi k dono par kat deye jayn to wo sun nhn skti.......-;>   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 191 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By Jhangir From Karachi ( 03213170191 )     sardarye shesha jo Sardar:ye shesha jo baich rhy ho,is ki kya garnty hy? Salesman:Agr ap isy 100 ft se nichy phainkain to 99.9ft tk nai toty ga. Sardar:chal fir pack kar day..-;>   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 185 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By Jhangir From Karachi ( 03213170191 )     salesman paaji c Salesman: Paaji !! Cockroach la powder loge kya ? Sardar ji: Nahi ji, hum Cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!! Aaj powder denge to kal lipstick mangega...!! . . . ;->   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 176 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )     santa reading from Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?" . . . ;->   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 146 | Sms Length : 1   Submitted By K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )     santa shouting 2 his Santa shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office...." . . . ;->   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 165 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )   Subscribe to sms44com Email: Visit this group Join sMs44.Com on Facebook Now

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