Sardar SMS / Text Messages
Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.
Sardar Jii Ki Behen Ko Daaku Utha Ker Le Gaya
Sb Ne Sardar Se Kaha
Daaku Bara Khtarnaak Hy, Khaali Haath Mat Jana
Sardar Jii Jate Huey 2Kg Aam Le Gaye . . . :p
by Hammad From Karachi ( 03212910199 )
Characters: 180 | SMS Length 2 |
Sardar SMS
3 Boys Proposing 3 Girls
1st Boy : Tuu Meri Laila Me Tera Majnu
2nd Boy: Main Tera Ranjha Tu Meri Heer
3rd Was Srdar
Sardar: Tu Meri Zara Main Tera Veer . . . ;->
by Hammad From Karachi ( 03212910199 )
Characters: 186 | SMS Length 2 |
Sardar SMS
Sardar Jii ailed In Mediacal Entrance Exam
As He Gave The Following Answers:
* Antibody : Against Everyone
* Artery : Study Of Paintings
* Genes : Blue Denim
* Hymen : Greetig Ti Several Man
* Labour Pain : Hurt At Work
* Lirosuction : French Kiss
* Microbs : Small Dressing Gowns
* Cardialogy : Advance Study Of Playing Cards
* Cat Scan : Searchin For Lost Kitty
* Coma: Punctuation Mark
* Bacteria : Back Door To A Cafe . . . ;->
by Hammad From Karachi ( 03212910199 )
Characters: 471 | SMS Length 3 |
Sardar SMS
Ist : yaar ye Suraj hai Ya Chaand.....????
Sardar: Sorry janab mjhe nhi pata
main is city main new hoon.......
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 124 | SMS Length 1 |
Sardar SMS
Phansi se pehle
inspector ne sardar se
pocha bata teri aakhri
khawahish kya hai?
Sardar:Mera sir neeche
or taangen oper kar k
Phansi de do..........;->
by Jhangir From Karachi ( 03213170191 )
Characters: 173 | SMS Length 2 |
Sardar SMS
What does a sardar do
after taking a xerox?
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He will compare it with
the orginal for any
spelling mistakakes..........;->
by Jhangir From Karachi ( 03213170191 )
Characters: 262 | SMS Length 2 |
Sardar SMS
Sardar&his wife buy
Coffee in a shop,
Sardar says,
Drink quicly
Wife asks why,
Sardar says Hot Coffee
Rs5 and Cold Coffee
Rs10..............;->
by Jhangir From Karachi ( 03213170191 )
Characters: 185 | SMS Length 2 |
Sardar SMS
Adverisement
Sardar told his son:
"o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar
hai."
Beta:"papaji, Class teacher
bhi yehi bolti hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
hi aulad hai"............;->
by Jhangir From Karachi ( 03213170191 )
Characters: 184 | SMS Length 2 |
Sardar SMS
A man asked sardarji,
why Monmohan sing goes
walking at evening
not in the morning,
Sardarji replied"Arey bahi manmohan is
PM not AM".............;->
by Jhangir From Karachi ( 03213170191 )
Characters: 172 | SMS Length 2 |
Sardar SMS
{DJ Party}
There was sardar's DJ
Party in a party-plot,
DJ asked:"kab tak bajau?"
Party plot owner replied:
"12baje tak baja de,
Uske baad to ye
Generator ki awaz pe
bhi nachenge!!!"...........;->
by Jhangir From Karachi ( 03213170191 )
Characters: 236 | SMS Length 2 |
Sardar SMS
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