Sardar SMS & Santa Banta [ Jokes & SMS]

Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

a man asked sardarji

A man asked sardarji,

why Monmohan sing goes
walking at evening
not in the morning,

Sardarji replied"Arey bahi manmohan is
PM not AM".............;->

by Jhangir From Karachi ( 03213170191 )

Characters: 172 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

dj part

{DJ Party}

There was sardar's DJ
Party in a party-plot,
DJ asked:"kab tak bajau?"
Party plot owner replied:
"12baje tak baja de,
Uske baad to ye
Generator ki awaz pe
bhi nachenge!!!"...........;->

by Jhangir From Karachi ( 03213170191 )

Characters: 236 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

teacher to sardarb

Teacher to sardar:

Story sunao,

Sardar:aik din hm un k
ghar gaye to wo ghar pe
nhi thay aik din wo
hamary ghar aye to hum
ghar pe nhi thay,

Moral:jesa karo ge,

Wesa bharo ge.............;->

by Jhangir From Karachi ( 03213170191 )

Characters: 238 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

brsardar ji ki beh

Sardar Ji Ki Behan Ko Daku Utha Kar Le Gaya !!!

Sab Ne Sardar Se Kaha Daku Boara Khatarnak He Khali Hath Mat Jana

Sardar Jate Hoye 2 Kilo Aaam Le Jata Hy ;->

by Hammad From Karachi ( 03212910199 )

Characters: 186 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

santa could not stop

Santa could not stop laughing when he saw a truck being dragged by another.
I asked why? Santa says foolish drivers using two trucks to carry a Rope.