Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar par Gai.


Wajah?

Log Mayyat k Ird Gird Baraf Rakh k
Ro Rhey Thy.

Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola

O Mama Uth! Baraf de
Wekh Kine Gahak Aaye Ne.


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 186 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa 2 Banta:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.

Tum Pee Kar Dekho.

Banta (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.

Santa: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,


Yeh Waqai Tail Hai. :-)


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 233 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya.
Sab ne puchha "kya hua ?"

Sardar : mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, "Gehoon-Le-Lo"
unho ne samjha, "Gay-Hon-Le-Lo"
=P ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 165 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar Friend Se:

Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.

Friend: Kyon?


Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??


Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 191 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 199 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.


Sardar: Lo Batao,




Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 172 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

?

?

Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 148 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"

"Wahayat"

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 168 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

SANTA Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..

Q
.
.
Kyoki
.
.
.
Us Film Ka Naam Tha.


" HOUSE FULL "

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 142 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai

Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?

Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 261 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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