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SARDAR SMS / TEXT MESSAGES

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 298 | SMS Length : 2

hum to udti chidya k bhi

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,

Santa:
Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 108 | SMS Length : 1

sardar ke betay ki roti pr

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”

Sardar:
“kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 167 | SMS Length : 2

larki ne usy lanat di

Sardar Road se jati howi Larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha Larki ne usy Lanat di
Sardar Apne Dost Se bola:
.

Poch rahi hai k kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5rs km krdo?


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 167 | SMS Length : 2

college ki ladki se bola

Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Sardar : pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 174 | SMS Length : 2

santa to rikshaw wala

Santa To Rikshaw Wala:
Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho
Kya… ?

Rikshaw Wala:
…Haan g Bilkul Khaali Hoon

Santa:
Aao Chalo Phir Taash
Khelty Hyn . . . =P ;->


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 166 | SMS Length : 2

ek larki park mein idher odher ghom rahi thi

Ek larki park mein Idher Odher ghom rahi thi

ik Sardar ny pocha aap kya talash ker rahi hein..?

Lerki:
shermaty hoye, Me apni zindgi k ley hum-safer talash ker rahi hun.

Sardar:
nahi mila?

Lerki:
Nahi

Sardar:
Baji raja bazar sy pata kerein wahan sy her cheez mill jati hy..


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 303 | SMS Length : 2

yaar aaj mujhay ajeeb msg aaya

Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya
Aur Mera Mobile Off Hogaya.

Dost: Aisa Konsa msg?

Sardar: Battery Low.

Dost: Send Kar…

Sabko Daraenge. :-)


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 165 | SMS Length : 2

agrbati di english das

Sardar to his friend,
ask me anything i will answers in english…
friend: agrbati di english das???
sardar: lay das,, ay kira mushkil sawal kita,
if 32… ;->


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 167 | SMS Length : 2
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