SARDAR SMS / TEXT MESSAGES

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (03216307893) Characters : 298 | SMS Length : 2

Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya
Aur Mera Mobile Off Hogaya.

Dost: Aisa Konsa msg?

Sardar: Battery Low.

Dost: Send Kar…

Sabko Daraenge.

Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (03216307893) Characters : 165 | SMS Length : 2

Sardar to his friend,
ask me anything i will answers in english…
friend: agrbati di english das???
sardar: lay das,, ay kira mushkil sawal kita,
if 32… ;->

Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (03216307893) Characters : 167 | SMS Length : 2

Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar par Gai.

Wajah?

Log Mayyat k Ird Gird Baraf Rakh k
Ro Rhey Thy.

Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola

O Mama Uth! Baraf de
Wekh Kine Gahak Aaye Ne.

Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (03216307893) Characters : 191 | SMS Length : 2

Santa 2 Banta:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.

Tum Pee Kar Dekho.

Banta (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.

Santa: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,

Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.

Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (03216307893) Characters : 239 | SMS Length : 2

Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya.
Sab ne puchha “kya hua ?”

Sardar : mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, “Gehoon-Le-Lo”
unho ne samjha, “Gay-Hon-Le-Lo”
=P ;->

Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (03216307893) Characters : 169 | SMS Length : 2

Sardar Friend Se:

Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.

Friend: Kyon?

Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??

Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga.

Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (03216307893) Characters : 195 | SMS Length : 2

Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey.

Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (03216307893) Characters : 203 | SMS Length : 2

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.

Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (03216307893) Characters : 175 | SMS Length : 2

Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

?

?

Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.

Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (03216307893) Characters : 153 | SMS Length : 1

1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
“WA HAYAT”

Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (03216307893) Characters : 161 | SMS Length : 2