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Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1. Strength: My wife, Jeeto.
2. Weakness: Banta's wife, Preeto.
3. Opportunity: When Banta is on tour.
4. Threat: When I am on tour. . . ;->
by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 179 | SMS Length 2 |
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Santa singh: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta singh: Yes, I have
Santa singh: Well, my father dug it.
Banta singh: That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa singh: Yes, I have.
Banta singh: Well, my father killed it. . . ;->
by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 264 | SMS Length 2 |
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12 Sardar
12 Car mein
12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe
12vi gali mein
12ve cinema hall mein
kaunsi film dekhne gaye?
Waqt hamara hai
by farhan From khi ( 03212045044 )
Characters: 148 | SMS Length 1 |
Sardar SMS
What is common between Krishna,Ram,Gandhi,Buddha & Jesus?
Sardar:-replied ....All were born on Government holidays......
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 124 | SMS Length 1 |
Sardar SMS
Newspaper mein news lugi k "50% of Sardars are donkeys."
The Sardars protested.
Next day news lagi k"50% of Sardars r NOT donkeys."
The Sardars celebrated.
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 176 | SMS Length 2 |
Sardar SMS
Banta Was Amazed To Find
Santa Playing Chess Wid His Dog.
He Watched The Game In Astonished
For A While & Exclaimd:
I Can Hardly Beleive My Eyes.
That's The Smartest Dog I have Ever Seen.!
Santa Replied: Naa !
He's Not So Smart. I have Beaten Him 3 Games Out Of 5..... ;->
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 299 | SMS Length 2 |
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2 Sardars Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. . .
Sardar 1 : What Wud U Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. . . ?
Sardar 2 : Don't Worry, I Have One More. . . ;->
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 172 | SMS Length 2 |
Sardar SMS
Adverisement
Sardar attending a interview in a software co.
Interviewer: Do u knw MS Office?
Sardar: Give the address.I wll find out where it is
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 138 | SMS Length 1 |
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Doctor : You should take 10 glasses of water every day.
somu : It is impossible.
D : y
Sardar : I have only 4 glasses at home
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 135 | SMS Length 1 |
Sardar SMS
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash
his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running
and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies,
"Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
0300 2711 588 / 0333 9968 674
by SaaMer From ( 0300 2711 588 / 0333 9968 674 )
Characters: 331 | SMS Length 3 |
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