Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
( -_-)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 165 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 270 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 165 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and


Says 'Hello, How did you know I was Here?'

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 122 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 143 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa aur banta ne
zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha.

Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga.

Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 140 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?



Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 165 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

Sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".

So 1 Day His Friend's Mother Died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'':-D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 165 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Teacher-What is the opposite of 'minimum'?






Sardar-MiniDad

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 70 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"


BUT...









Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 132 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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