Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"


by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 236 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Interviewer: wat is ur qualification?
Sardar: Sir i m Ph.D.
Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.D.?
Sardar: PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY...

by 9ME From RWP ( 0345-5916346 )
Characters: 151 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Lecturer : Explain digestive system in one sentence?
Sardar:its a process that starts with right hand & ends with left hand

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 127 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

sardar asked to a lady;"what is ur new car's name?"
lady replied:"I don't know, but it starts with "T"
sardar: u r very lucky, my car starts with petrol only.


by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 168 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar: Mai kal gana Ga raha tha to kisi ne mujpar chappal pheka
Friend:Tune Gana roka nahi
Sardar:Nahi maine phir gaaya aur doosre chappal ka intazaar kiya..mein ek chappal toh nahi pehan sakta naa

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 205 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Next 20-20 KA CAPTAIN kaun?
GUJ : PATHAN
MARATI :SACHIN
Sardar -SANIYA MIRZA.
SANIYA Q..?
SRDR : Jeet k baad DHONI KI TARAH T-SHIRT NIKALEGI TO BALLE BALLE... ;->

by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 178 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

1 Sardar Roz Murti Pe Matha Tekta Tha..
Pujari Ne Badi Murti Ki Jagah Choti Murti Rakh Di,
Srdr aaya Aur Bola:
"Oye Chotu!
Daddy Kitthe He?

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 152 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

NASA ne 3sardar chand pe bheje.
magar adhe raste se vapas!
Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh kaha:
"AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi NAHi NA

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 146 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

RUSSIA:We R 1st in space.
USA:We R 1st on d moon. SARDAR:We'll be 1st on d sun.
USA:U cant land on d sun,its hot.
SARDAR:We R not stupids.We 'll go AT night...

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 169 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS


Chota Sardar To His Papa: Mainu Shadi Kerni Hai

Papa: Putter Kide Naal

Son: Papa Daadi Maa Naal

Papa: Begairata'n O Meri Maa Ae...

Son: Te Tussi Meri Maa Naal KiOn Kita... ? ;->

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 213 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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