Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?

Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.

SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.


Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 149 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
.
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 156 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy

Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 207 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye

Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 165 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 134 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar 2 Sardarni:

Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.



Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 153 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya, dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?
Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!
aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 163 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
'Tannn'
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 163 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye
Logon ny kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki

Srdar bola
O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 165 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Newly Weded Srdr Couple's Luv words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H

Sdr in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 145 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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