Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

On A Romantic Day Sardar's Girlfriend Asks Him... "Darling.. On Our Engagement Will U Give Me A ring........???"

SaRdar: Yeah Sure........ From Landline Or From Movile....... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 182 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

School Main Master G ne Chotay Sardar Se Poocha : " Jiss Main Koi Kami Nahi Ho Ause Kiya Kehte HAin ?? "


Sardar : " KAMI-NA "

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 131 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

A news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.

Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 732 | SMS Length 5 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa: Main Ek Baar Apne Bath Room Main Susu Kerne Gaya Tou Wahan Sher Betha Hua Tha

Banta: Phir Kia Hua............???

Santa: Maine Sher Se Kaha.......... Ab Tum Ker Lo mera to Nikal gaya.... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 204 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai. Hamari gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai...... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 200 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar writing a letter:
My sister had a baby this morning. I havnt heard that its a boy or a girl.. So, i dont know whether i m uncle or aunty..........

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 157 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar's Wofe Does , He is Calm But His Wifes Lover Is Furiously Crying ... Finally Sardar consoles him " Don't Worry Yaar I Will Marry Again ."

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 145 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

Sardar walks into a library & says,

Can I have a burger and coke?

Librarian, Im sorry, this is a library.

Sardar whispers: Can I have a burger & fries?

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 161 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

K B C
Amitab: In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar: Liquid state
Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting
were Sardar"s

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 162 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.
Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 141 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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