Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye
Logon ny kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki

Srdar bola
O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 165 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Newly Weded Srdr Couple's Luv words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H

Sdr in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 145 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

SANTA: "I Love U"
Means Kya Hota H?

GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun

SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"
:-D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 142 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya

Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye

sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao

sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 333 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.
Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?

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Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.

haha haha haha :-)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 163 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?

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Banta: That's Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 134 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.

sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?

wife:han pnch gai hy

sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 447 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

'Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga'

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi Hai

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 153 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 197 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..

sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 162 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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