Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo
ta ra ra.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 145 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 127 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
passengers in the
car he was driving..

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 158 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 139 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 151 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 129 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Man 2 SarDar: yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya..
Sardar: kyon chukan, jerha mey 30 Rupaiye de k gaana luwaya ai,ohnu tera peo sunega :p

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 163 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 161 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Summer Special: Sardar's wife looking at travel brochures said: Lets try Greece this year!

Sardar asked: Why,

what's wrong with vaseline..?


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 147 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar breaks an egg 2make an mletHe finds the egg emptyGets frustrated and says"ullo ki pathi,aj kal ki murghian bhi abortion karati hain"

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 140 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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