Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

Srdr: I haven't slept all nite in the train.

Frnd: Y?

Srdr: Got upper berth.

Frnd:Y u didn't xchng?

Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 171 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Waiter gives bill 2Sardar Sardar:Take this card.Waiter: But sir,this is Ration card.Sardar: So what?U hv written there- ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 140 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How''ll U divide, Ur 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 142 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?Banta:aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete
hain.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 161 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on.
The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage baraat.
So one of them asks Santa Singh,
"Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala guzar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?"
..... comes the reply,
" Haan ji ! Hai hi baat badi khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar *brain* tumour se mara hai !!!!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 519 | SMS Length 4 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 149 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar..Papa condom kia hota hai?

Sardar's Papa..Chal bhaag mujhay nahi pata.

Sardar..Tabhi to hum 11 bhai hain..!hehehe

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 127 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

Mr KHURRAM 'walking on the road suddenly bend &touched the road &said furiously'fittay moonh,loki thokk vi enj sutday ney,jivein ruppeya peya hovay...

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 151 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar looked himself in miror & said"isko kahin dekha hai"then he said "yad aya" ye to wohe kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album me meri bewi k sath hai....

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 155 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar looked himself in miror & said"isko kahin dekha hai"then he said "yad aya" ye to wohe kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album me meri bewi k sath hai....

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 155 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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