Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 148 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Aik Sardar ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja
kar uskay ghar ek beta hua.
Sardar nay uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH. !

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 193 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai



Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?




Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 169 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 137 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog's brother.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 126 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 164 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-

Gud News
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya

Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 126 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

Santa Kone Me Chup Ke
Mobile Pe
Aahista Se Baat Kar Raha Tha

Banta : Ladki Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa : Maa Kasam
Ladki Nahi,Mangetar He

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 144 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1


2


3


Start.


All Started Runing Except Santa.


Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?


Santa:My No Is 4!
:D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 161 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar : Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen...

Dukandar : Memory Card Ha??

Sardar : Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti Card Chalega??

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 126 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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