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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 161 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 108 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 92 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

One sardar went to United States & stepped in for the first time in
a pickup bar. While he was enjoying the scene aroound, a babe
came & placed herself provocatively on sardar's lap.
She said "hi. i'm suzan,'suzi' to u. sardar was all excited & said "hi,
i'm balwinder, balls to u".

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 289 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Two surds go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore.

The first surd says:
"I hope u remember the spot where u caught all those fish."

The other answers:
"Yes,I made 'X'on the side of the boat to mark the spot."

"U idiot!"replies the first."how do u know u will get the same boat tommorrow."

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 322 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.
"What happened ?" asked Surjit.
"Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?"
"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England
was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win,
but I lost the bet."
" But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I
bet on the highlights too "

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 397 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final
examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question
paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off
and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well.
His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going
on.
"Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it
says here,
'Answer the following questions in brief'

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 558 | SMS Length 4 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

Sardar jee went to the store,he saw a shiny stuff,he asked what is that shiny stuff
store clerk said it is Thermos
sardar:thermos kiya ho ta hai
clerk:it keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold
sardar jee buys one thermos..
next day sardar jee went to work with his new thermos
his boss asked him what is that shiny stuff
sardar jee... it is thermos,it help to keep cold stuff cold and hot stuff hot
boss..what do you have in it
sardar..2cup of coffee,and a glass of cold lassi

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 486 | SMS Length 4 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 245 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS