Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

Santa Aur Zandu Baam Me Kya Fark Hai?





Ek Sardar Hai
Aur
Dusra Asardar Hai !

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 89 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai..
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?

Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 139 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa slapped Banta
.
Banta: did u slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Santa: seriously
Banta: bach gaya !
I wont accept Funny things with me

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 145 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya
Half pent half kiraya
Sardar ne apni pent utari
Or kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 183 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 110 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?

Sardar : Ur Daughter.

Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 106 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 125 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
Adverisement

Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he

Servicing Man : Memory card he?

Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P :-D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 122 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,












Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 317 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Sardar SMS

Pathan Sardar Se:
Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai?

Sardar: Nahi Yara..

Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 159 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Sardar SMS
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