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Bari Mushkil Se Apni Jaan Bacha Kar
Aaya Hon in Police Walon Se Keh K

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My Name is FARAZ

And

I am Not a Tullay Baaz. :-)

 
  Submited in : Faraz SMS
Characters : 146 | Sms Length : 1 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Jaan Mangi Usne to Ye Samajh Kar De Di

FARAZ!


Kahin Inkaar k Sadmay Mai Wo Apni Jaan Na De Day!

 
  Submited in : Faraz SMS
Characters : 104 | Sms Length : 1 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor



FARAZ.



Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya

Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte. :-)

 
  Submited in : Faraz SMS
Characters : 143 | Sms Length : 1 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Ek Din Woh bahot Pachtaiga Jab Laut Ke Wapis Aayega
Mai Haule Haule Boluni Sab Raaz Dilke Kholungi
Yeh Duniya Aisi Basti Hai Har Aankh Se Aansoo Behta Hai
Dukh Dard Ke Maare Log Yahan
Har Aankh Ke Bikhre Khwab Yahan Ret Bhari Hai Aankhon Mein
Mai Usse kahungi Socho Toh gaya Waqt Kahan Se Laoge
Yeh Baat Samajh Na Paoge Behtar Tha Jo Laut Ke Na Aate
Ab Dil Ko Manana Mushkil Hai

 
  Submited in : Urdu Poetry SMS
Characters : 400 | Sms Length : 3 
Submitted By shahid From hyd ( 03013535098 )
 
 

man:I'd like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u've dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i'm sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u've cat food?

Sale:whr's cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can't sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It's warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

 
  Submited in : Funny SMS
Characters : 414 | Sms Length : 3 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

The Cutest
Proposal of d World from a cute Girl to a Boy.......



Girl- "Hey, I have lost my SurName....
Can I use Urs"....=)...

 
  Submited in : Love SMS
Characters : 136 | Sms Length : 1 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

My Favrt GHAZAL 4 U
By "Parveen Shakir"

Saarey WAADON ko bhula sakti hun,
Lekin
Rehne Do..!

Main tumhein chor k
Ja sakti hun,
Lekin
Rehne Do..!

Tum jo har morr pe keh daitey ho
KHUDA HAFIZ,

Faisla mein bhi suna sakti hun,
Lekin
Rehne Do..!

Tum ne jo baat ki
Dil ko dukhaney wali,

Us per main
Muskura b sakti hun,
Lekin
Rehne Do..!

Sharam aaye gi tumhein
Warna Tumharey WAADEIN,

Main tumhein YAAD dila sakti hun,
Lekin
REHNE DO.

 
  Submited in : Urdu Poetry SMS
Characters : 468 | Sms Length : 3 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

A Good daughter says 2 her lover:

Han ye sach he k mujy tmse mhbt he..
Ye b sach he k me tmhari chaht hu.
Pr mri zindgi me chahto ki kami to nhi..
Rishte or b hain sirf tum hi to nhi..
Apni zat k is pahlu sy aj milwaun tmhe..
Me kya hu kesi hu zara btlaun tmhe..
Me apni maa ki trbiyt me dhala sancha hu..
Apne baba ki umedo se pur ik khaka hu..
Apne bhai ki gairat hu janti hu me..

Mjse hi hai ghar ki izat manti hu me..
To behak jaun me ye kbi mumkin hi nhi..
K dil wo sb b rkhte hain,
sirf hum tum hi to nhi..
Mohabat wo nai jo rishty bhula dyti ho..
Muhabat wo hy jo bzurgon ki dua lyti ho... :)

 
  Submited in : Decent SMS
Characters : 619 | Sms Length : 4 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P

GEO PAKISTANI ;)

 
  Submited in : Funny SMS
Characters : 172 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Funny Quote on a married guy's T-shirt.
All Women Are

Devils &

I Married Their Queen. :-)

 
  Submited in : Funny SMS
Characters : 96 | Sms Length : 1 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 


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