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Bari Mushkil Se Apni Jaan Bacha Kar
Aaya Hon in Police Walon Se Keh K
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My Name is FARAZ
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I am Not a Tullay Baaz. :-)
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Jaan Mangi Usne to Ye Samajh Kar De Di
FARAZ!
Kahin Inkaar k Sadmay Mai Wo Apni Jaan Na De Day!
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin
Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor
FARAZ.
Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya
Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte. :-)
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Ek Din Woh bahot Pachtaiga Jab Laut Ke Wapis Aayega
Mai Haule Haule Boluni Sab Raaz Dilke Kholungi
Yeh Duniya Aisi Basti Hai Har Aankh Se Aansoo Behta Hai
Dukh Dard Ke Maare Log Yahan
Har Aankh Ke Bikhre Khwab Yahan Ret Bhari Hai Aankhon Mein
Mai Usse kahungi Socho Toh gaya Waqt Kahan Se Laoge
Yeh Baat Samajh Na Paoge Behtar Tha Jo Laut Ke Na Aate
Ab Dil Ko Manana Mushkil Hai
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Submitted By shahid From hyd ( 03013535098 ) |
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man:I'd like to buy som dog food
Salesman: do u've dog?
Man:Yes
sale:Wr?
Man:home
Sale:i'm sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy
next day
man:do u've cat food?
Sale:whr's cat?
Man:home
Sales:sory can't sel u unles I c cat
3day man walks in wid bag
Sale:Wts in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Sale:It's warm and moist Wat is it?
Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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The Cutest
Proposal of d World from a cute Girl to a Boy.......
Girl- "Hey, I have lost my SurName....
Can I use Urs"....=)...
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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My Favrt GHAZAL 4 U
By "Parveen Shakir"
Saarey WAADON ko bhula sakti hun,
Lekin
Rehne Do..!
Main tumhein chor k
Ja sakti hun,
Lekin
Rehne Do..!
Tum jo har morr pe keh daitey ho
KHUDA HAFIZ,
Faisla mein bhi suna sakti hun,
Lekin
Rehne Do..!
Tum ne jo baat ki
Dil ko dukhaney wali,
Us per main
Muskura b sakti hun,
Lekin
Rehne Do..!
Sharam aaye gi tumhein
Warna Tumharey WAADEIN,
Main tumhein YAAD dila sakti hun,
Lekin
REHNE DO.
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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A Good daughter says 2 her lover:
Han ye sach he k mujy tmse mhbt he..
Ye b sach he k me tmhari chaht hu.
Pr mri zindgi me chahto ki kami to nhi..
Rishte or b hain sirf tum hi to nhi..
Apni zat k is pahlu sy aj milwaun tmhe..
Me kya hu kesi hu zara btlaun tmhe..
Me apni maa ki trbiyt me dhala sancha hu..
Apne baba ki umedo se pur ik khaka hu..
Apne bhai ki gairat hu janti hu me..
Mjse hi hai ghar ki izat manti hu me..
To behak jaun me ye kbi mumkin hi nhi..
K dil wo sb b rkhte hain,
sirf hum tum hi to nhi..
Mohabat wo nai jo rishty bhula dyti ho..
Muhabat wo hy jo bzurgon ki dua lyti ho... :)
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P
GEO PAKISTANI ;)
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Funny Quote on a married guy's T-shirt.
All Women Are
Devils &
I Married Their Queen. :-)
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