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If She Has
500 Likes And 400 Comments On A Picture,

What's Missing?
Her Clothes :P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 87 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

A Really Touching
Story......
1 Day 3 Boys Proposed A
Girl..
1st: I Can Die For You..
Girl- All People Saying Like This
2nd- I Can Bring Star From
The Sky
Girl- This Is Very Old
Dialogue
3rd- I Can Delete My Facebook Account For You...
Girl- (With Tear On Her Eyes)
I Will Marry You And They
Lived Happily Ever
After !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hit The Like For Him.. Such A
Brave Boy :P ♥

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 404 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Husband Teaching English 2 His
Wife
Wife In Afternoon: Ye Lo Dinner
Husb: Pagal Ye DINNER Nahi LUNCH
Hai
Wife: Pagal Hoga Tu! Ye Kal Raat
Ka Bacha Khana Hai. :D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 166 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Dear Brain,

Please Start Being Able To
Tell The Difference Between
Hungry And Bored.

Sincerely,

I'm Getting Fat...!! =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 133 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Technology Is All About
Saving 30 Years 0f Your
Data 0n A Card
That Is Not Even
3 Cms Long ... =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 101 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

We All Have 0ur 0wn
Personal
"DO NOT DISTURB!" Sign. . .

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0ur HEADPH0NES ... ! ^_-

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 106 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Fix Your Target
&
Find The Best Route. . .
Go Fast.
Don't Allow Others In Your Path.
Chase Those Before You.
If You Do These Things,
Then
You'll Become The Best..
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Auto Driver ...!!! =p =d

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 226 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

"If Someone Closes
His Door 0n Your Face
Then Make Him Realize
That. . .

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KUNDI DARWAZY K DONO
TARAF HOTI HY. . . =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 160 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

What Does Life Teach Us?

1) Money Isn't Everything
(there's Mastercard & Visa)

2) One Should Love Animals
(they Are Tasty Too)

3) Save Water
(drink Beer)

4) Studying Is Healthy
(so Leave It For The Sick!)

5) Books Are Holy
(so Dont Touch Them)

6) Dont Shout In Class
(u Might Disturb Those
Who Are Sleeping!)

7) Love Ur Neighbor
(but Don't Get Caught)

8) Every One Should Marry.
(because Happiness Is Not
The Only Thing In Life) ... =p =d

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 472 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

How Awkward Is That.
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Now Just Because Of Facebook
We Come To Know That
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There Are A Lot Of
Awkward Moments In Life .. =p =d

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 179 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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