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When Someone Says
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I Like To
PUNCH Them In
The Face To
Express My Agreement ... =P xD
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What's the difference
between Our Government
and Mafia?
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At least one of them
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Plz Is msg ko itna forward kren k mere Nokar tak pohanch jae..
SHARFU,
Pepsi maiN se jo 5rupe bachenge
Uski "1 Gold leaf or ßaqi Tara Gold"
lety aana. ;-)
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YahaN Gareeb ko Eid ke Eid Bottle peenay ko milti ha
"faraz"
Aur wo dhakkan ke Mun wali kahti ha
"kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rupes kam ker do"
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AgAr ZiNdAgi mE kAmyAb InsAn bAnnA hy
t0 ApNe sE agAy wALe kA pAjAmA utAr do
Wo ShArAm sE wAhIn bEth jAegA
Or TuM agAy nikAL jAogE:-D;->
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Chief justice of Pakistan se apeal hy
k wo az khud notice lety hoe govt. of pakistan
se aik comeity bunwaeen.
0r ho sake to i.s.i. ya pak foj ki madad se ye maloom karen
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Kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kardo?:-P
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Sailaab,
match fixing,
jaali deegrees,
sialkot,
karachi,
multaan case
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corruption ek taraf,
magr ek baat ka abhi tk pta nhi chala k
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Eid ka chaand 29 ka hoga ya 30 ka?
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MORAL:
hr sms me pepsi ka zikar nhi hota :-p !!!....>
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Assembly Mein 1 MNA
Se Poocha Gaya :
"Aap Ki Degree Asli Hy ?"
...Us Ne Jawab Dia :
"Haan g Bilkul Asli Hy"
Phir Un Se Kaha Gya
A.B.C.D Sunao
Wo Bole
Choti Wali Ya Bari Wali ... =P ;)
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Its A Plead
Sar Ko Jhukao'n Zameen Pe
Aur Aankhei'n Mein Apni
Namm Karo'n
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Mere Baap Ki Tauba Jo
Agle Saal Pepsi Pe 5.Rs
Kamm Karo'n ...
From
Mr. Ikram Sadiq
M.D Of Pepsi Pakistan ... =( =P
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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President Asif Zardari
Ne PCB Chairman
Ejaz Butt Se Match
Fixing Ki Report Talab
Ker Li Aur Poocha k ....
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"Mera Hissa Kahan
Hy . . . ?" =P xD
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