Adsertisement

FUNNY SMS / TEXT MESSAGES

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages … Here’s is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends …


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 506 | SMS Length : 4

Best Awkward Moments Status Messages 2014

1- Awkward moment when you pretend to be a ninja & kick the door down and realize there was a kid behind the door…

2- the awkward moment when u read a sweet text message then u start smiling and your mom goes “what r u smiling about?”

3- that awkward moment when someone says you have pretty eyes. . .

4- The awkward moment when you and your friend tells a joke in less than 5 minutes and a random person listening to the conversation says, “What joke?”

5- That awkward moment when you’re taking to someone and the person you’re talking to bursts out singing I’m Sexy And I Know It!”

6- that award moment when you are talking to your mom and you turn around and shes not there and your talking to someone you don’t even know.

7- That awkward moment when you’re mad at somebody and you slam the bedroom door so hard it just pops back open:-)

8- That awkward moment when you have already eaten all the popcorn and the movie hasn’t even started yet -_-


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 978 | SMS Length : 7

Good Morning Graphics on Whatsapp

To Have a Good Start to Your Weekend
,

.

.
.
Start with Blocking
Everyone Who Sends You
Good Morning Graphics on Whatsapp.


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 139 | SMS Length : 1

Funny Messages On Samsung Galaxy Grand2

Earlier Girls Used Their Pallu Or Dupatta

To Hide Their Face
In An Unwanted Situation.

Well Now They Have Samsung Galaxy Grand2


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 137 | SMS Length : 1

Funny SMS Jokes About Pervez Musharraf

Student Se Le K
Teacher Tak

Clerk Se Le K
Officer Tak

Sipahi Se Le k
General Tak Har Fauji
k Pas Mushkil Waqt
Ka Ek Hi Formula Hy

.
.
.
.

SICK REPORT

Gen. Parvez Musharraf Ki
Hospital Mein Media Se
Baat Cheet


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 234 | SMS Length : 2

Sindh Festival Funny Message

Zero Development.
Gender Discrimination.
Feudalism.
Capitalism.
Inflation.
Poverty.
Polio, Dengue, HIV, Hepatitis, Etc.
Hunger,
Political Crisis.
Injustice.
Barbarism.
Racism.
Hatred.
Extremism.
Fabrication.
Forced Marriage.
Honour Killings.
Murder.
Bribery.
Bullying.
Violence.
Torture.
Economic Breakdown.
Much, Much More.

SOLUTION:

Sindh Festival,

#Jiyebhutto #Bibizindahai
#Babybhutto #Sindhman


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 435 | SMS Length : 3

Funny Fart SMS Messages

* Gayan Of The Day *

Fart When People Hug You.
It Makes Them Feel Strong…


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 82 | SMS Length : 1

Marketing Strategy For Women Message

#Marketing Strategy:

Did You Know That There Are
No Pockets In Most Women’s
Clothing Because Designers
Want Them To Keep Buying
Handbags … !!


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 156 | SMS Length : 1

My Funny Way To Workout

My Way To Workout
Arm Down, Pick Up Pizza,
Arm Up, Put Pizza In Mouth,
Switch Arms,
Repeat…
CHEERS MATES…


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 117 | SMS Length : 1
Adsertisement