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expect the unexpected When Someone Says "Expect The Unexpected" . . ... . . I Like To PUNCH Them In The Face To Express My Agreement ... =P xD   Submited in : Funny SMS Characters : 137 | Sms Length : 1   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     difference between our government and mafia What's the difference between Our Government and Mafia? . .... . . . . . . . At least one of them is organized ... =P ;->   Submited in : Funny SMS Characters : 152 | Sms Length : 1   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     itna forward kren k mere nokar tak pohanch jae Plz Is msg ko itna forward kren k mere Nokar tak pohanch jae.. SHARFU, Pepsi maiN se jo 5rupe bachenge Uski "1 Gold leaf or ßaqi Tara Gold" lety aana. ;-)   Submited in : Funny SMS Characters : 170 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     eid ke eid bottle peenay ko milti ha YahaN Gareeb ko Eid ke Eid Bottle peenay ko milti ha "faraz" Aur wo dhakkan ke Mun wali kahti ha "kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rupes kam ker do"   Submited in : Funny SMS Characters : 158 | Sms Length : 1   Submitted By Hassan From lahore ( 03214096902 )     zindagi me kamyab insan banna hy AgAr ZiNdAgi mE kAmyAb InsAn bAnnA hy t0 ApNe sE agAy wALe kA pAjAmA utAr do Wo ShArAm sE wAhIn bEth jAegA Or TuM agAy nikAL jAogE:-D;->   Submited in : Funny SMS Characters : 139 | Sms Length : 1   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     chief justice of pakistan se apeal hy Chief justice of Pakistan se apeal hy k wo az khud notice lety hoe govt. of pakistan se aik comeity bunwaeen. 0r ho sake to i.s.i. ya pak foj ki madad se ye maloom karen k Kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kardo?:-P   Submited in : Funny SMS Characters : 234 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     eid ka chaand 29 ka hoga ya 30 ka Sailaab, match fixing, jaali deegrees, sialkot, karachi, multaan case aur corruption ek taraf, magr ek baat ka abhi tk pta nhi chala k . . . . .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Eid ka chaand 29 ka hoga ya 30 ka? . MORAL: hr sms me pepsi ka zikar nhi hota :-p !!!....>   Submited in : Funny SMS Characters : 305 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     assembly mein 1 mna se poocha gaya Assembly Mein 1 MNA Se Poocha Gaya : "Aap Ki Degree Asli Hy ?" ...Us Ne Jawab Dia : "Haan g Bilkul Asli Hy" Phir Un Se Kaha Gya A.B.C.D Sunao Wo Bole Choti Wali Ya Bari Wali ... =P ;)   Submited in : Funny SMS Characters : 201 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     sar ko jhukao zameen pe Its A Plead Sar Ko Jhukao'n Zameen Pe Aur Aankhei'n Mein Apni Namm Karo'n ... . . . . . Mere Baap Ki Tauba Jo Agle Saal Pepsi Pe 5.Rs Kamm Karo'n ... From Mr. Ikram Sadiq M.D Of Pepsi Pakistan ... =( =P   Submited in : Funny SMS Characters : 233 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     president asif zardari ne pcb chairman President Asif Zardari Ne PCB Chairman Ejaz Butt Se Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Ker Li Aur Poocha k .... ... . . . . "Mera Hissa Kahan Hy . . . ?" =P xD   Submited in : Funny SMS Characters : 176 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )   Subscribe to sms44com Email: Visit this group Join sMs44.Com on Facebook Now

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